Sunday, September 25, 2005

Thursday, September 22, 2005

We All Look the Same

So,two days ago I was mistaken for the other asian girl in my class...twice! Once by another student and the other time by the teacher! This other asian girl and I do not look alike really at all. But hey, I guess we do all look the same... But we are the only two asians in the class and it's just funny that they can't even tell two asians apart. It annoys me a little when these things happen but most of the time I just sit back and laugh at them when it does. haha. Mean and evil I know but hey that's what I'm gonna do while they get all embarassed.

I was having this conversation with a friend of mine about how everyone looks the same. Caucasian, African American, Asian, Hispanic, (insert your nationality here "Other"). It's funny, but most people just look the same as everyone else...unless I know someone I can't tell one person from another when looking down a street full of people. But if you have distinct features I will be able to remember you, otherwise...you don't have a chance! haha... So, I suppose I can't blame these people for mistaking me for someone else, I don't but heh, I thought I would share this incident to the many people who have had this happen to before and will probably will have this happen to again in the future.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Sunglasses



Yessss!! I've finally found the PERFECT sunglasses! Anyone that knows me, knows that I've always liked the large plastic "grandma" sunglasses that they sell at department stores! I've always wanted to get a pair...but it seems like they are harder to find now... Could it be because the department stores finally realized that NO ONE buys these unattractive sunglasses anymore, not even GRANDMOTHERS!? Well, I don't care, I still like them! What do you think? I think this pair suits me the best! :P

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Ok Go "Oh No"




Go and get this album or at least you should check it out. This is my new favorite album, I discoved them on itunes and I have to say it's pretty good stuff. I listened to their previous albums and it seems like they've changed their sound. They went from punk/pop to alternative/indie rock. "Oh Lately It's So Quiet" and "Let It Rain" are the best songs on the album, simply because they make me happy. :) Oh and I like their logo and website, nice design! :P

http://www.okgo.net/

Monday, September 12, 2005

The new guy sucks

It's already been decided that this new instructor for my Typography class sucks! It's only been week 2 and only had two classes with this guy. The first day I met him I already knew he was a hardass but he is officially a jackass in my book. He gave us a lot of homework already and talking with other people in his class; I have confirmed he is an ass! Supposedly in one of his classes he was giving a little presentation and someone in the class asked him to please slow down because she was trying to take notes but he snapped at her saying, "I will go at whatever pace I desire!" Hmpf..it's gonna be a long semester....

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Talk Dirty to Me

This is taken from a MN. newspaper:

"The quotes below are complants reported by clients of Room 111, a public health clinic in St. Paul that treats people for sexually transmitted diseases. Nurses at the clinic began creating the list two decades ago; it now includes several hundred comments."

"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."

"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."

"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."

"My last period looked like meat."

"My balls feel soft and mushy."

"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you."

"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like dead fish?"

"I got the dripper."

"I have food chunks in my urine."

"Had sex with my daugther's fiance and then douched with Lysol-feelin' a little raw down there."

"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."

"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."

"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."

"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like vagina juice."

"Can't you put the swab in further?"

"I had sex with my baby's momma, sex with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease."

"Last time I had sex I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked."

"My cervix hurts when I jiggle."

"The seam in my circumcision split open."

"I be messin' with my ex-wife and my girlfriend and I don't trust either of them."

"My whole body smells like an menstrating woman, especially my armpits."

"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me."

"I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me."

"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris'."

"My pee smells like ham."

Sorry for sharing that, I know that was gross but seriously, who says these things??!!! Worse yet, I suppose are these people that have these problems...

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Pictures



Alright, so I have finally given into this blogging craze...except I would like to have a blog for mainly pictures not writing about how lame my life is. At this moment I can't figure out how to make an album for pictures on here instead of posting picture by picture. I have a mac and not a pc...so this "Hello" thing doesn't work for me I think, unless I'm stupid and don't know how to work it... oh well. Let me know if you have any ideas! Thanks! :)